Mommy had no doubts that the police would find him. First, he was in a hospital gown, and second, people tend to get lost in all of the woods around here. She knew he wouldn’t get far before he got mixed up and wandered into plain sight, and that’s exactly what happened. The chicken may be able to cross the road out here without a problem, but a fugitive can’t or a neighbor will call the cops.
I’m glad he didn’t wander this way. I’m sure the parronts would have kept us safe. Then again, I’ve learned how to imitate photon torpedos quite well. Mommy said I ought to sit on the porch and do my “pheww pheww!” He’d think people were firing laser weapons at him and turn himself in!
I’m just glad they caught him, and nobody got hurt. I wonder where he thought he was going, anyway? Oh well. He ended up in jail, and that’s what matters. So that’s been our latest adventure. We’re doing well, and back to our normal routine of eat, play, and nap. Life is good when you’re a bird.
That’s all today. Take care, and I hope you have a great week.