Daddy has an ear and sinus infection, and mommy has been crashed out with side effects of the second Moderna COVID vaccine. You humans are too complicated. Your bodies react to everything and your immune system is a mess. My goodness! What are we going to do with all of your mucus, histamines, antibodies, and inflammation? At least daddy has medication that’s helping him. For poor mommy, the cure is the problem. She said that if the side effects to “protect” her are any indication, then she certainly doesn’t want COVID. Nobody’s got time for that!
She also says that, after going through all of this, she thinks vaccine recipients should have meta-human powers. She wants to be a shape shifter (so she can transform into a bird to play with me and Zack) or telekinesis (so she can clean house and unload the groceries with her mind). I don’t think so. You humans don’t need any more issues than you already have. Can you imagine the messes you’d get in with those powers? I don’t want to think about it.
Perhaps I’m too harsh. It’s easy to be judgmental when you’ve evolved from dinosaurs into our effective, cute little compact bodies wrapping up a bundle of joy and happiness. And my feet are fascinating, by the way. Sometimes I clean them and rub my own cheeks, marveling over how fabulous my feet are. Zack has cute little toes, too. Then again, conures are just all-around sweet cutie pies. You should see him snuggle the parrots. It’s adorable. But he does keep an eye on mommy.
We both do. She’s silly. You never know what she’s up to.
Anyway, the parronts are on the road to recovery and doing fine. They’ll make it. They always do, and we help. We love our parronts.
That’s all today. You take care, and have a great week.