Daddy: "Why are they going into the creepy tunnel where an unidentified lifeform is growling?"
Mommy: "Because they're stupid SOB's."
Daddy: "Wow, they're going in the creepy house. I wonder what will happen."
Mommy: "They'll all die because they're stupid SOB's."
Or this one from daddy watching Graveyard Shift just now is my favorite:
Mommy: "Why are they dragging around a coffin through a flooded tunnel?"
Daddy: "I don't know. Oh look, a skeleton fell out of it and they're screaming. I don't think they knew it was a coffin."
Mommy: "I just walked in the room, and I knew it. If they didn't, they're stupid SOB's."
What can I say? Mommy was raised by an electrical designer and licenses engineers, landscape architects, and soil classifiers. I guess a lifetime around design professionals gives her a very reasonable, logical mindset. And little patience for stupidity. Which means she doesn't watch many horror movies because they test her patience.
But you've go to admit - it's funny. Humans can be so silly. They make life interesting. And we love them so much.
Well, that's all. I hope you have a Happy Friday and a great weekend.