Bah. Sounds like a pain in the vent to me. Getting up to change the channel? I don’t have thumbs, and the lock on my cage door keeps me incarcerated. And I’ve seen some of those old movies. You can tell the aliens and monsters are plastic dolls. Their mouths and arms don’t move. Good grief, it’s lame. It’s hard to imagine that once upon a time, that’s the best we had.
You know what I like best? The Internet! It allows me to be friends with lots of birds and anipals all over the world. It’s fantastic to get to know and chatter with you online. Can you imagine otherwise, when your existence would be confined to your siblings and the tree trash – ahem, I mean, wild birds – outside? But all I need to do to find interesting, like minded anipals is get on the parronts computer or phone, and right here you are. Hooray! You guys are the best.
Yes, technology is great. It brings us together in a unique community that you just don’t find outside your window. It helps you to see more of the world, right from your cage. And there’s nothing wrong with that. It expands horizons without ever having to take off and flap your wings. Which is good, because that sounds like work to me. I’m too busy playing!
That’s all. Have a Happy Friday and a great weekend.