But this clean thing is going too far! She cleaned our cages last night, and tonight she gave me a bath! Why? What do I need a bath for? I'm not a smelly, nasty human. I'm a neat, sweet bird. If she wants to be a neatnick that's her thing, but now she's imposing it on us and that's just wrong.
I know cage cleanings are necessary, but do your humans bathe you? I mean, sure I'm all fresh and pretty and my feathers are nice and soft and sweet afterwards. But I don't like being wet. It's miserable.
I don't know. Humans are silly, and I guess they push that silliness on us somtimes.
That's all today. Take care and I hope you have a great rest of the week.