Hi Santa, it’s me, Chloe! I hope you, Mrs. Clause, and all the elves and reindeer are doing well at the North Pole. I know it’s a busy time of year for you and will strive to keep this letter concise.
Zack and I have been good birds this year. We’ve hardly fought at all, and it’s been a good year for our flock. We’re grateful for the blessings of 2015, and pray they continue into the new year.
This year, Zack and I would like chew toys. Those are the best, and we enjoy good-spirited competitions on who can “love” their toy most effectively. Zack likes kabobs, and I enjoy the wood toys. We also enjoy the popcorn, peanuts, and Lafabers seed treats that you kindly bestow on us each year, and pray to find our stockings filled with our regular goodies come Christmas morning.
This year, mommy would like a Kindle. She’s been reading ebooks on apps through her phone and tablet which is fine, but it drains the battery and she finally realized that an ereader is the way to go, given how much she loves to read. She’d like a pretty pink case to go with it. Mommy also asked if you could step upstairs and put your magic touch on our printer. We’ve had that thing for a year, and it has yet to spit out a page when mommy hits “print.” She calls it a piece of poop (ok, the actual word has asterisks) and says to tell people not to ever buy an HP Envy. She says they’re cheap because they don’t work – they make excuses instead of doing what they’re supposed to instead of printing.
Daddy would like clothes. You know daddy: he dresses nice and always welcomes new threads. Pants and shirts are always welcome, as well as a new pair of shoes. He’d also like for Star Wars Episode 7 movie to be awesome, and for mommy to stop screaming at the printer. So putting your magic on it would help him as well.
That’s all for our flock this year. We’re easy to please.
Take care and thanks again for your love and generosity every Christmas. We wish you a blessed Christmas and the happiest of new years.