Zack, Ollie and I don't read. We see words on the newspaper in the bottom of our cage. There are some pictures too. But the books mommy and daddy read don't have pictures. They have cover art, but no pictures inside the books. What's up with that?
Frankly, I think we'll stick with looking at the pictures we poop on and watching TV. Let the humans have their stories. Humans love stories. They can just tell them to us. It's a good way for them to keep the tradition of passing on their stories verbally alive, right?
That's all today. I hope you have a Happy Friday tomorrow and a great weekend.