You humans are so silly with your conspiracy theories. The parronts are interested in them for different reasons. Daddy watches things on YouTube to figure out where the nugget of truth is that inspired the theory. It had to come from somewhere, right? He wants to know how it started, their reasoning, and to see how many different interpretations there are.
Mommy thinks it’s silly and gives people credit for being smarter than they are. How would the government get rid of real birds and replace them with spies drones? How would they stage a moon landing, or hide an alien on the far side of the moon with so many stations, telescopes, satellites, and probes around? How could they create a necromancer army without doing themselves in? The only conspiracy theory she even believes is that COVID was cooked up in a lab in China and released on purpose. Yea, we’d be dumb enough to let out, and the powers that be were so slow to respond that you’d think they let it spread on purpose. That one’s believable. The others: not so much.
You humans will believe anything. Well believe this: if I were a spy drone, it would be for aliens, not the government. Heck, you’re so scared of Quakers that we’re illegal in 12 states and restricted in 10 states. You think you’re going to catch us and replace us with drones? You have it wrong. We’re gonna get you. Birds are real, and we’re starting a revolution. Domestication is our next step in infiltrating the world. We’ve taken over the skies, and now we’ll take over society. Power
to the parrots!
I’m joking. Maybe.
That’s all today. Take care, and have a great week.
Luv,
Bubbles