Thankfully, daddy is smarter than the average human. He got TamiFlu as soon as mommy was diagnosed to stop the spread of this viral parasite. Because that’s what the flu is, folks. It’s a virus, just like Coronovirus. The nature of a virus is to spread so it can continue to survive and mutate in other healthy hosts. We learned that from watching Star Trek Discovery with the parronts over the holidays. You can learn it by reading this article.
I’m going to venture a guess that most humans didn’t see that series, or read the article. Or aren’t nerds like our parronts. Or either don’t know or care about educating themselves on infectious diseases. They’re very good at panicking when there’s a pandemic, and don’t realize their own negligence is what caused it in the first place. You should have been washing your hands, covering sneezes and coughs, and staying home when sick BEFORE the flu and Coronovirus spread all over the nation, and the world.
Humans aren’t smart, are they? Mommy says no. Mommy says this is inspiring her developing book series. Mommy says the fate of humanity doesn’t look good, in either fiction or reality. I tend to agree with mommy.
I’m glad we can’t catch things from humans because our RNA is less complicated than theirs and the virus can’t bind to me and Bubbs, but I still don’t like that human stupidity has bred something that’s killing people. The pathogens on our planet are certainly taking advantage of stupidity! They don’t need a brain to act on their nature, and take advantage of human negligence.
Yes, I’m a pissed parrot. I don’t like my parronts being sick. I don’t like them having to worry about what other igits are spreading all over creation. One thing is true: this panic over Coronovirus is coming about three months too late. You should have worried about it when it was contained to Wuhan. That can of worms is open now. There’s no stopping it.
Yes, I’m a pissed parrot. I don’t like my parronts being sick because other people are too stupid to do what they’re supposed to do. We’re not asking you to have complex knowledge about viruses. That’s not how this pandemic happened. It happened because people are inconsiderate and don’t do what they’re supposed to do. Now you’re busted. Just leave our parronts out of it.
That’s all today. Take care if you can, and have a good rest of the week.