It's nice to be a bird. We're elegant and dignified. We don't drool, or blow snot all over the place, or hack and cough, or have runny nares or eyes. We're neat and clean.
I feel kind of sorry for humans. They have to blow their noses, and wipe and bathe and freshen up and clean up all the time. They even take medicine to help with things like runny noses and acid reflux. Eww! How can they stand it?
I don't know. I'm just glad they're getting better and those snotty nares of theirs won't dirty up our feathers.
That's all today. I hope you're all doing well. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.