You know how I would have protested? By showing up in the Spaceship BOOM and attending the awards ceremony in my space suit! Bad behavior? Captain Bubbles to the rescue! Santa brought me a warp drive for the BOOM, so I can fly you to Tau Ceti. I’ll bet there’s no sexual abuse there! Don’t forget your spacesuit, oxygen, and plenty of seed. You might need a barf bag with my flying, too. I have a neural interface and I think fast, so that ship moves fast! When I go ZOOM, the air goes BOOM!
Fun aside, it looks like being famous is a pain in the vent. The diet restrictions alone are insane for models and actresses, but then you have everybody grabbing at you? No thank you! It’s enough having mommy and daddy petting and snuggling me all the time. At least I know they love me and are demonstrating affection. And they’re respectful. Nothing inappropriate there, just love, love, love! And I like to eat. Yummy yummy yummy fill my tummy tummy tummy!
That’s all today. Take care. Have a Happy Friday tomorrow and a wonderful weekend.
Luv,
Bubbles